"Bonfire of the Vanities Redux: Inside The Beltway"

Congress

Traders of Wall Street vs. Traders of Dead End Street

Insider Trading vs. Insider Trading

Corporate Raiders vs. Social Programs Raiders

Wall Street: Buy low-Sell high

Congress: Buy in-Sell Out

Vulture Capitalists vs. Ayn Rand Capitalists

NYSE vs. D.C. Soul Exchange aka Do-(Nothing)-Cons